Spare us this Vision 2030 crap

I spent four days in Nairobi attending college in the past week and was really depressed by the state of the city.
I will not waste my blogger time moaning about the traffic mayhem characteristic of our city.....i will leave that for the morning shows in our local FM stations and...oh...before....i forget, those boring TV breakfast/morning/sunrise shows, that every TV station seems to have put on its schedule nowadays (typically Kenyan).

Now, to the flesh of my blog.......I have been thinking about this 2030 thing.For starters, when 2030 checks-in, i will be like 50, yes fefteh years old.Thats when Kenya will host the Olympics (Stevo sare kutu pima), thats when we'll have Seven lane roads, massive airports,shopping malls, security, everybody will be middle-class, et cetera, et cetera..

At 50, i will be grappling with mid-life crisis and only God knows how miserable i'll be.I will not be that excited about racing a motty on the free lane neither will i be happy hitting the rev at a club in Nairobi situated in a shopping mall.Most of the people i know will most probably be dead due to the harshness of today's life....hakuna doh mazee....Pollution in the city today is so high mpaka when you are in Nairobi you'll be forgiven for thinking its that time of the year when flowers procreate (pollination).

So, gava inafaa ipunguze hizo miaka mpaka 2015.Someone should also be thinking of reducing the number of cars in Nairobi.....no..i meant the number of car registration in Kilindini Mombasa and then lets allow the Libyans, Chinese to invest more and employ more and maybe mambo yatakuwa mazuri.....blo